Sunday, October 14, 2007

friends forever..

My colg life has been as pathetic as one can imagine & still he'll be in a distant galaxy. Butt, if there's one (6) things that i have earned here.. it is frnds like
Archana, Dhiraj, Diksha, Heytesh, Kunal & Shashank.

They have been there for me whenever I've needed people to comfort me, they have been there
whenever I've needed someone to confide in, they have been the people who've guided me and even though my troubles
are far from over..
i feel like writing about them.

Archana--> ok, I'll confess today, the reason i started talking to u was errr <> :D I had a crush on her, back then(as if dis is news for u). As the days passed, i realized how beautiful a person u are, how very mature u are, how very caring u are, yada yada. But still, I liked her more! :D
I then realised that just like every other mortal, u too have an other side, but, unlike others, your other side was also as good as your other side (yeah, the other-other side, I mean, you know :D ), with the adjective "more" in front of all those words i mentioned earlier. had it not been for you, there wouldn't have been anyone,
who wud hv patiently heard
my crappy line : "i'm in looooooooooooooooooooooove" 4 lac, 39 thousand 2 hundred and still counting times. njoy ur life at infy. It is b'cuz of you dat i've started respecting girls.. ab toh plz jaane se pehele rum raisin de diyo.

Dhiraj--> if there's one guy who can challenge me in being a lazy ass, a glutton, being caught up
in a reverie of useless thots at crucial tyms, having aspirations as high as the Mt. Everest, and going thru alternate phases of despair and megalomania.. u'll be the one giving every tom, d*** and harry a run for their money. Ur raam-pyaari, has had to bear with my huge body, quite a lotta tym. I confess it today dhiraj, had it not been for u, i might not have given a few xamz..
it was the thrill of listening to numb-encore 5 mins before the xam dat i used to drag my sorry ass down to the metro stn. People generally make new frnds when they are happy(atleast i do), bt i started tokin' to you when i was in deep shit.
Strategizing, re-strategizing, re-re-strategizing, re-re-re... for the xamz, and then, in the end, dozing off, 1 nite before the xam with just half or at the most 1 unit done. I owe my raheesi waale shonk to u, man. U've taught me, dat if dere's a good frnd wid u, when life sux, how to njoy the blowjob

Diksha--> thanks for being dere, babe. you are solely responsible for, well,
if not getting me outta, the shit i am in, rite now, atleast making sure, dat i don't sink in, completely.i still can't thank you much for all dat you have done for me,
woh 4 baje
apna syll na khatam
hone k bawajoot mujhe fone pe samjhana, meri padhai ko le k pareshan hona.. and <> and <> and also for <> (I hv vultures hovering around to read what I rite, hard luck, guys :D) I don't learn good things from ppl dat easily, but u've taught me that everyone has a point of view, n if u don't agree with it, atleast try to respect it. majje maariyo convergys k software dept. mein

Heytesh--> The only reason i'm writing all this today is b'coz teri placement ho gayi hai, *CC. Now, plz, no more cribbing, no more saying, abe fatti padhi hai yaar, no more papa daantenge, no more ab fone rakhta hoon, bhai, no more ghar pe baith k kuch na karna instead of wasting tym wid frnds. The day our colg started, i had 2 options (u kno, wat i'm tokin about), i chose to stick wid u, n even though i think of regretting dat decision, i'm still happy, cuz i might not hv found a frnd like you, otherwise. From getting the question papers from the fotocopy walah,
to spending 4-5 hrs at mallik pool walah @ 3 Rs/ frame, to wandering at 12 midnight, a day before the semester xamz, and being a constant morale booster whenever
it was anything related to **CP. You have been my partner in crime, man.
You've made me learn how important true frnds are. You've been responsible, for teaching me a lesson called frndship. Saale, shanky ko mere prakop se bachane ka vardan mila hai joh tu Satyam mein hain aaj.

*CC--> aka chunky chakravarty (a hybrid of chunky pandey n mithun chakraverty cuz of his polka dots waali trousers, chain waale shoes, strobe lights maarti shirts).

**CP--> ek bandi. period.

Kunal--> Kunal wears a cap, i can do it. Kunal plays a guitar, i want to do it. Kunal clears tonnes of xamz in 1 go... errr.. umm.. yeh kaise kar leta hai tu, bhai ?? I'm a fan, man.. a real fan. Your fundas sometimes amaze me, but you stand by them, n that personifies ur inner strength. You have a piece of advice for every soul who seeks ur help, n that sets u apart from most. You are the one person i look upto. You have been a constant source of inspiration n a perfect example of the kind who works hard and parties harder. Gr8 to have a sr. n a frnd like you. Engg. done, Infy done, ab all d best for the GMAT, man !

Shashank--> aka shanky aka SG Ahh.. the guy responsible for making me the khurafaati guy i've been these 3 and a half years. Dood.. i dunno what i wud have turned out to be, had you not provoked me after our maths class.
n yea, had it not been for CC, you too wud not have been the same guy dat u are today. A computer genius, but,
i guess i leave a thumping impression on ppl ;) . U r the biggest under achiever i've ever come across. U n CC are the protagonists of the golden days of my engineering. woh teri gaadi mein raat-raat ko ghoomna, daroo peena, sutta marna, confirming d syllabus at 3 in d mrng for a 10 AM test. CP ka txt dekh k khush ho jaana
aur in sab k beech teri constantly maarte rehena, aur tera naa sadna. Thanks, man. Tu jitni bhi ladaiyaan kar le, saale, main fir bhi teri marunga ;),
besides telling me dat ppl w/o brains can survive, u've also taught me the importance of being patient.


I wanna thank you all, for giving me the best days of my engg. life.

Khuda bless.

Shine on.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

ohh darling... yeh hai India

I came across an article about some online survey conducted by a leading kaan-dome manufacturer a couple of days back.

My question to durex guys is very simple.. Bhai, yeh log India ke hi hain ?? and more importantly.. koi is survey ko maan-ne waala mila ?

Almost three-quarters (74 per cent) of Indians surveyed are comfortable with telling their partners what they like in bed..

if its chai, coffee, doodh, juice etc they are tokin about, it is understandable.. but plz don't tell me it
is something related to the "s" word.. (aunties n uncles might be reading this, so i can't rite the
complete word).

The survey throws up interesting trends showing that Indians do not shy away from trying
out new things and style in the bedroom
..

obviously.. where else do these guys expect us to try out "side parting" or "center parting" or
even the new clothes maa bought for us..??

Indian bedrooms are the scenes of a range of antics for some, with sensual massage (55 per cent),

abe move/iodex ki massage bol naa..

sexual fantasies (58 per cent) and looking at erotic materials (55 per cent)

yeah.. i too read the magazine section of the local daily..

..wearing sexy underwear

abe.. i'm still having difficulty digesting all the aforementioned "facts" lekin inhone toh Rupa ki baniyan clad sunny-handpump-marunga paaji ko bhi seriously le liya !!


Almost six in ten (57 per cent) Indians think it is acceptable for products aimed at improving
sex lives to be available in mainstream
stores.

yea, condoms (any object other dan dis, related to sex is as common for Indians as finding bobby darling ki foto in a straight guy's bedroom) shud be available in retail stores,
so that people are saved from the
"embrrassing situation" they face, while asking for a chatri or a topi from a pharmacist.

Currently just 9 per cent of Indians use vibrators compared to 21 per cent globally
although 13 per cent of Indians are interested to have a try,

abe.. symbian 60 n symbian 40 series fones are the "in" things these days in India.. ppl like to
keep their fav song as their ringtone taaki baaju waali phoolmati ko pata chal jaye ki mehenga fone hai.. yeh vibrator pe rakhne se thode hi hoga..

Indian men have averaged six lovers...

lemme c..

1) cd
2) story
3) sun tv after midnight, mute pe
4) my left hand
5) my right hand
6) Aishwarya

yea.. so d count does reach 6, after all !! :)

neways.. all said and done.. i do feel dat dis survey is true.. as true as Shakti Kapoor saying, sab ladkiyaan meri behenein hain.. chak de or shud we say.. f*** de, India ;)

Thursday, October 4, 2007

chala Utsav hero ban-ne

Your results:
You are Green Lantern
























Green Lantern
70%
Hulk
65%
Iron Man
60%
The Flash
50%
Superman
50%
Catwoman
45%
Spider-Man
40%
Supergirl
30%
Batman
30%
Robin
27%
Wonder Woman
20%
Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.


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